by orion » Tue May 25, 2010 5:48 pm
olive oil, any oil, works well as a repellant. it doesn't take much, as long as you don't mind being a little greasy. they'll land and tap, and then clean their proboscises, tap repeat. doesn't keep them off you, but keeps them from drawing blood.
growing whiskers helps (where appropriate) or long hair.
wearing dark colors, such as a black fleece, on sunny day attracts them to its infrared signature. your back and shoulders might look like a west texas oil field, but at least they're not biting skin.
when hiking through mosquito country, don't stop. frisk your legs now and then to wipe them off. if you get bit a couple times, you'll live. it's not like we have malaria or dengue fever around here.
if you have a raft, lounge out in the middle of the lake. kill all who follow like you're godzilla decimating the japanese airforce, then take a nap.
camp in a breezy location, know that mosquitos are at their worst in the morning and evening.
smoke tobacco. papillion used to wet cigarettes and apply the juice to his skin, though i never tried this myself. if not tobacco, the campfire will keep them away.
deet is the worst. deet lacks imagination. if you are going to poison yourself you might as well smoke heroin until you don't care about the mosquitos. deet also enters the drinking water when you go for a swim. i
don't care to drink you deet.